§ 00Objective

Win
a Tesla

Train for six months. Take one final lab test in January 2027. Highest age- and sex-adjusted percentile takes the car.

T−151
days to the final test
13
/ 50
entered · 37 more locks the car in
Entry specification
Buy-in
$500
Final test
Jan 2027
Metric
VO2 %ile
Cadence
6 months

Open to friends and people they vouch for. No professional athletes. Everyone confirms they are cleared for maximal exercise first — the one rule I won't bend.

Organized by Pablo Hansen.

Who this is for
Friends first — and widening

This started as a group of my friends and that is still the core of it. V2 opens it up: friends, and anyone a friend vouches for. If you found this and we haven't met, get someone in the field to introduce you.

If we don't fill the field
You get your money back

A car needs a real field behind it. If we finish short of 50 entrants, everyone is refunded in full and we run the V1 format instead — the bottom third buys the top two thirds a Michelin-star dinner. Nobody is stuck holding a challenge that didn't happen.

One number decides it.
Same lab · same protocol · witnessed · direct gas exchange
§ 01The measure

Why VO2 max

People are different from each other, which makes group competitions hard. Most fitness challenges have no single measure that everyone should want to improve.

I wanted one number anyone could train, that compares across age, sex and experience, and that you actually should want to raise. VO2 max fits: it is one of the numbers most strongly tied to how long you live (2018 JAMA cohort study), it responds well to training, and the test takes about ten minutes in a lab.

Because the number is so trainable, the competition gets real — and because it is the right number to chase, everyone is better off for playing.

Marathon time
Not really good for you to chase.
Rejected
Bench press
Heavier people have an edge, depends on years of training, and you can cheat with steroids.
Rejected
Mile time
Favors people who already run.
Rejected
VO2 max
Trainable, comparable by age-and-sex percentile, and tied to how long you live.
Selected
§ 02Protocol

How it runs

01
Pay in
A $500 buy-in enters you. Every dollar is accounted for below.
02
Train
Six months of 4×4 intervals and Zone 2. The plan is in § 05.
03
Final test
January 2027, same conditions. That test is the one that counts.
04
Settle up
Prizes go out. Last place picks up the wooden spoon.
§ 03The board

Prizes scale with the field

The more people in, the better every prize gets. Recruiting is part of the game. Taxes covered on everything — winners walk away free and clear.

Field size
1st place
Newer Tesla
Highest age- and sex-adjusted percentile. Model and condition scale with turnout.
Pool at this size
$50,000
Car budget (65%)
$32,500
2nd place10% of pool
Tudor or Oris
A mechanical watch, bought outright at the top of what the pool allows. Yours to keep whatever happens next cycle.
Budget at this field size
$5,000
3rd place7% of pool
Wearable + a year of Whoop
A premium wearable plus coached training — the prize that makes you dangerous in the next cycle.
Budget at this field size
$3,500
Full prize ladder · taxes covered at every tier
FieldPool1st — the car2nd — the watch3rd — wearable bundle
~50$25,000Used Tesla · $16,250 budgetEntry mechanical · $2,500One premium wearable · $1,750
~100$50,000Newer Tesla · $32,500 budgetTudor or Oris class · $5,000Wearable + a year of Whoop · $3,500
~200$100,000Higher-spec Tesla · $65,000 budgetOmega or used Rolex · $10,000Wearable + recovery package · $7,000
Figures are the pool arithmetic at a $500 buy-in, not quotes. Any surplus in a tier rolls into the prize above it.
Last place
The wooden spoon
Lowest age- and sex-adjusted percentile at the final test, or did not finish. Everyone is ranked on the same scale.
Everyone
Slack · party · swag
The entrants-only Slack for the whole six months and the closing-night party where the board is read out. 12% of every buy-in — see § 07.
§ 04The buy-in

Where every dollar goes

Entry is $500, and almost two thirds of it is the car. Nothing disappears into anyone's pocket, and any leftover overhead rolls back into the event.

The final lab test is not in here. You book it yourself and pay the lab directly — that keeps the buy-in going to prizes instead of subsidising a test you'd want anyway.

65%
12%
10%
7
5
ShareGoes to
65%1st place — the Tesla
12%Community — swag, the party, the Slack
10%2nd place — the watch pool
7%3rd place — wearable and training
5%Organizing and running the event
1%The wooden spoon
§ 05The work

The Norwegian 4×4

The most studied interval workout for raising VO2 max, and where most of the gains come from. About 35 minutes, on anything that gets you to high intensity.

Underneath it, Zone 2: 30 to 60 minutes at a pace where you can hold a conversation but would rather not. Two or three interval sessions a week, two or three easy ones, at least 48 hours between the hard ones.

Eight-week build
Wk 1–2Three 4-minute intervals at 80–85%. Let your body learn the effort.
Wk 3–4Four intervals, conservative intensity, even quality across all four.
Wk 5–8Four intervals at the real 90–95% target. Expect 7–13% gains.
Session profile · % max heart rate35 min
95%
70%
10′
Warm-up
4 × 4′
At 90–95%
3′
Recovery
5′
Cool-down
§ 06Rules

Fixed in advance

R1
One number
VO2 max percentile, adjusted for age and sex — so everyone competes on the same scale whatever their age, sex or experience.
R2
One test
Same machine, same conditions, witnessed, direct gas exchange, through a single facility so every number is comparable.
R3
Tiebreakers
Highest percentile to the decimal, then highest raw VO2, then a same-day re-test.
R4
Objective finish
Who gets in is up to me. Who wins is decided by the numbers, never a judgment call.
R5
Health first
A maximal test is a real all-out effort. Everyone confirms they are cleared for it, and anyone with cardiac risk factors gets a doctor's sign-off.
R6
Who can join
Prizes are won by measured performance — no raffles, no draws. Friends and people they vouch for can join. No professional athletes; entry remains at the organizer's discretion.
§ 07The field

Nobody trains alone

The prize is what gets people to sign up. The group is what gets them to actually do the intervals in November. Twelve percent of every buy-in goes here, and it is the part I'd defend hardest.

12% of every buy-in
Entrants-only Slack
Six months
in one room

Everyone who pays in gets the invite the same day. It runs from opening week to the final night.

Training updates and final-test logistics
4×4 sessions logged, compared, argued about
Lab slots, carpools, training partners
Open trash talk, on the record
Closing night
The reveal party

Nobody sees the final board until the room does. We read the standings out from last to first, hand over the car keys, the watch and the wearable in front of everyone, and present the wooden spoon with full ceremony.

One night, whole field invited, plus a guest each.
Everyone gets
A number and
the kit

Whatever you place, you leave with a real lab-measured VO2 max, six months of training that worked, and the swag.

The last-place finisher keeps all of that too. They just also keep the spoon.
§ 08Prior run

V1 · June 2026

More than 40 people, lower stakes, more experimenting. We competed for Michelin-star dinners, including Birdsong, and the bottom third paid for the top two thirds.

Everyone ate the same tasting menu — the bottom third just paid for it, at $145 a head. That turned out to be plenty of motivation, and it showed the format works.

Open the V1 dossier →
Final standings
01
97.0%ile
02
95.4%ile
03
90.3%ile
§ 09Questions
+What is VO2 max?

The most oxygen your body can use during hard exercise, in millilitres per kilogram per minute. One of the best single numbers for overall fitness, and one of the strongest predictors of how long you live.

+Isn't this a genetics lottery?

Less than you'd think. Genetics set your range, but VO2 max responds well to training — most people move it 7 to 12 percent in a couple of months — and we adjust for age and sex, so the field stays close.

+How does the test work?

A real lab test: treadmill or bike with a mask measuring your breath, ramping up until you hit your max. About ten minutes of real effort, same protocol and machine for everyone, witnessed.

+Who can join?

Friends, and people they vouch for. No professional athletes; entry remains at the organizer's discretion.

+What if a professional athlete joins?

They can't. Professional athletes are outside the field, and entry remains at the organizer's discretion. Come along to the party, just not the podium.

+Are the prizes really tax-free?

Prizes are taxable income, but we cover the taxes so you receive the prize free and clear. Reporting is handled by the entity running the challenge, not by you.

+Is this gambling?

No. It is a contest of skill — the prize is won by measured performance you control, not by chance. No raffles, no random draws.

+How often does it run?

Every six months. The prize scales with how many people join, so each run is the best thing the pool can buy.

Entries open · $500 buy-in
Get in.

Email me and I'll send the final-test details and the entrant Slack invite. Bring someone you'd like to beat.

pablo@proliferate.com
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